My Biggest Mistake In The Pandemic

I’ve done a lot of dumb things in my life, yet somehow I’ve managed to scrape by. I was supposed to be riding my bike past the World Trade Center on the morning of 9/11, but I went to bed late and overslept. When I was 13 I was walking down the street reading a comic book when I suddenly realized I’d wandered into the middle of traffic and had cars whizzing past me on all sides, but I escaped. I went hitchhiking in the Middle…